Nobodies Franchise

A pixel restaurant game on Ink. Your Nobodies are the staff. Stock the kitchen, run sessions, serve meals — and the $UID you spend on ingredients comes back to you as $HAPPY.

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How a session works

  1. Connect your wallet and sign a free message. Hold at least one Nobody to play.
  2. Open your franchise. Free if you hold 3 or more Nobodies, otherwise $3 of $UID, burned.
  3. Lock your Nobodies for a day, a week or a month. Nobody can move or sell them meanwhile, and only you can take them back. Longer locks earn more weight in the weekly vault.
  4. Buy ingredients with $UID.
  5. Run sessions. A tier-1 session serves 50 meals. Rarer Nobodies finish faster. Stock up to 10 sessions and let auto-refuel run them.
  6. Claim your $HAPPY 24 hours after your crew was locked — plus the wMCDx dividends it earned while it waited.

$UID — United Ink Dollar

What you spend. Every ingredient costs a fixed amount of $UID, and every $UID you spend is swapped into $HAPPY for you.

$HAPPY — Meals

What you earn, and what upgrades cost. Upgrade payments are 90% burned, and trading fees buy back and burn more.

wMCDx dividends

Both tokens pay holders McDonald’s xStock (wMCDx) from every trade — including the $HAPPY waiting for you in the game.

Where the money goes

Your ingredients

100% of the $UID you spend is swapped into $HAPPY for you. Nothing is taken from it except the pools’ own swap fees.

Trading fees

The creator share of every $UID and $HAPPY trade buys $HAPPY: 70% is burned, 30% funds the weekly vault. None goes to the developer.

The weekly vault

The top 50 players by weight share the vault every week, first place most. It only ever pays out what it holds.

Built in the open

Nine contracts on Ink, none upgradeable. The shop and payment contracts never hold your funds between transactions, prices and splits are fixed in code, and nothing is paid out that was not bought first. Every address, every rule and every trust assumption is in the docs.

$HAPPY 0xCF118c627cdd1e1A7A676c3fdaCF950Cd48025F9
$UID 0xC3E48B732CFdEdcE8a80A3f9C89263Dcac2B1a5e